This one is for the cat ladies. And the dog ladies. And the geeese ladies. And...

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A priest, a rabbit and a minister walk into a bar.
The bartender asks the rabbit "what'll ya have?"
The rabbit says "I dunno. I'm only here because of Autocorrect.


National Suicide Prevention Lifeline
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I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.

That actually made me laugh quite a bit. bing bing bong!

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Part of what's scary/funny is that's what he almost sounds like in my head half the time no matter what he's saying.

Snorting coffee…

...staying on top of nutjob mountain...

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Mr. Lahey: A lot of people, don’t know how to drink. They drink against the grain of the liquor. And when you drink against the grain of the liquor? You lose.

Randy: What the @#$%& are you talking about?

Gotta love the onion... the latin in the upper left translates to, "you are stupid"

"Populi Stulti Sunt"

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Gotta love the onion... the latin in the upper left translates to, "you are stupid"

I didn't know that The Onion had a print edition, looks like it's a very recent change.

[thehill.com]

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Gotta love the onion... the latin in the upper left translates to, "you are stupid"

I didn't know that The Onion had a print edition, looks like it's a very recent change.

[thehill.com]

Yes, they have new owners who seem awesome.

The Onion had a print edition in Chicago decades ago, as well... It'd read it right alongside my college newspaper. My favorite experience with the print edition ever - besides many eye-watering-can't-stop-laughing stories like the one about the "Office ninja" featuring a guy at a copy machine about to be taken down by a ninja hanging from the ceiling - was when one a guy acting like a "Streetwise" vendor but was actually trying to sell a stack of (free to the public at the time) Onions. And he was into it - talking up the comedy. All for $1!

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Stella was so unawesome.

What she lacks in awesomeness, she makes up in cluelessness.

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I am that Masked Man.

All you can do, is all you can do.

There’s trouble — it's time to play the sound of my people.

Your boos mean nothing to me, I've seen what you cheer for.

Insisting on your rights without acknowledging your responsibilities isn’t freedom, it’s adolescence.

I've been to the edge of the map, and there be monsters.

We are a government of laws, not men.

Everybody counts or nobody counts.

When a good man is hurt,
all who would be called good
must suffer with him.

At the going down of the sun and in the morning
We will remember them.

You and I have memories longer than the road that stretches out ahead.

There is no safety for honest men except
by believing all possible evil of evil men.

We don’t do focus groups. They just ensure that you don’t offend anyone, and produce bland inoffensive products. —Sir Jonathan Ive

An armed society is a polite society.
And hope is a lousy defense.

You make me pull, I'll put you down.

I *love* SIGs. It's Glocks I hate.