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Friday Funnies: Strike up the band! Old Orange Eyes is on the mic...
Posted by: Blankity Blank
Date: September 20, 2024 05:31AM
This one is for the cat ladies. And the dog ladies. And the geeese ladies. And...



A priest, a rabbit and a minister walk into a bar.
The bartender asks the rabbit "what'll ya have?"
The rabbit says "I dunno. I'm only here because of Autocorrect.



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I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.

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Re: Friday Funnies: Strike up the band! Old Orange Eyes is on the mic...
Posted by: gabester
Date: September 20, 2024 07:16AM
That actually made me laugh quite a bit. bing bing bong!



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Re: Friday Funnies: Strike up the band! Old Orange Eyes is on the mic...
Posted by: Blankity Blank
Date: September 20, 2024 08:05AM
Part of what's scary/funny is that's what he almost sounds like in my head half the time no matter what he's saying. big grin smiley
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Re: Friday Funnies: Strike up the band! Old Orange Eyes is on the mic...
Posted by: Lizabeth
Date: September 20, 2024 08:14AM
Snorting coffee…
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Re: Friday Funnies: Strike up the band! Old Orange Eyes is on the mic...
Posted by: Steve G.
Date: September 20, 2024 08:16AM
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Re: Friday Funnies: Strike up the band! Old Orange Eyes is on the mic...
Posted by: Lemon Drop
Date: September 20, 2024 09:45AM
smiley-laughing001

...staying on top of nutjob mountain...
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Re: Friday Funnies: Strike up the band! Old Orange Eyes is on the mic...
Posted by: Rick-o
Date: September 20, 2024 10:08AM




Mr. Lahey: A lot of people, don’t know how to drink. They drink against the grain of the liquor. And when you drink against the grain of the liquor? You lose.

Randy: What the @#$%& are you talking about?
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Re: Friday Funnies: Strike up the band! Old Orange Eyes is on the mic...
Posted by: hal
Date: September 20, 2024 11:26AM
Gotta love the onion... the latin in the upper left translates to, "you are stupid"

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Re: Friday Funnies: Strike up the band! Old Orange Eyes is on the mic...
Posted by: TheCaber
Date: September 20, 2024 11:50AM
"Populi Stulti Sunt"



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Re: Friday Funnies: Strike up the band! Old Orange Eyes is on the mic...
Posted by: GGD
Date: September 20, 2024 12:04PM
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hal
Gotta love the onion... the latin in the upper left translates to, "you are stupid"


I didn't know that The Onion had a print edition, looks like it's a very recent change.

[thehill.com]
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Re: Friday Funnies: Strike up the band! Old Orange Eyes is on the mic...
Posted by: sekker
Date: September 20, 2024 12:36PM
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GGD
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hal
Gotta love the onion... the latin in the upper left translates to, "you are stupid"


I didn't know that The Onion had a print edition, looks like it's a very recent change.

[thehill.com]

Yes, they have new owners who seem awesome.
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Re: Friday Funnies: Strike up the band! Old Orange Eyes is on the mic...
Posted by: gabester
Date: September 20, 2024 12:54PM
The Onion had a print edition in Chicago decades ago, as well... It'd read it right alongside my college newspaper. My favorite experience with the print edition ever - besides many eye-watering-can't-stop-laughing stories like the one about the "Office ninja" featuring a guy at a copy machine about to be taken down by a ninja hanging from the ceiling - was when one a guy acting like a "Streetwise" vendor but was actually trying to sell a stack of (free to the public at the time) Onions. And he was into it - talking up the comedy. All for $1!



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Re: Friday Funnies: Strike up the band! Old Orange Eyes is on the mic...
Posted by: RAMd®d
Date: September 20, 2024 01:52PM
Stella was so unawesome.

What she lacks in awesomeness, she makes up in cluelessness.






I am that Masked Man.

All you can do, is all you can do.

There’s trouble — it's time to play the sound of my people.

Your boos mean nothing to me, I've seen what you cheer for.

Insisting on your rights without acknowledging your responsibilities isn’t freedom, it’s adolescence.

I've been to the edge of the map, and there be monsters.

We are a government of laws, not men.

Everybody counts or nobody counts.

When a good man is hurt,
all who would be called good
must suffer with him.

At the going down of the sun and in the morning
We will remember them.

You and I have memories longer than the road that stretches out ahead.

There is no safety for honest men except
by believing all possible evil of evil men.

We don’t do focus groups. They just ensure that you don’t offend anyone, and produce bland inoffensive products. —Sir Jonathan Ive

An armed society is a polite society.
And hope is a lousy defense.

You make me pull, I'll put you down.

I *love* SIGs. It's Glocks I hate.
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