this bloated pig (the blimp on the right) is will black, the hillary obsessed leader of stop her now. I mean michael moore is fat too, but he never looks like his button up shirt and tie are so tight that he's about to blow. i mean this guys head looks like a balloon and the tie looks like the string from tha baloon. others that have had this look are of course rush limbaugh and that fat slob from arizona.

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Those aren't jowls. Republicans, being a thrifty, instinctively hoarding breed, long ago artificially inseminated their women with hamster sperm, producing a race of humans with large cheek pouches. It also gives them a place to store valuables while at nudist colonies. And they only look slow. I bet you couldn't keep up with him on a cage wheel.

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"why is it that huge fat bloated white guys are all republicans?"

All?



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That's good. Kennedy and Moore. Now I don't have to post a picture of myself.

Funny topic: I was just wondering how much FATTER Al Gore has gotten. He just did another chicken little .. errr... environmental speech. Does anyone have any wide-angled images from that?

A businessman went to his doctor, complaining that his eyes were constantly bugging out. The physician gave him a thorough check-up and said he appeared to be in perfect health. So he referred him to an opthamologist, but the opthamologist could find no reason for the man's eyes bugging out, so he in turn sent the businessman to a neurologist.

The neurologist ran a series of comprehensive tests and finally said he could find only one reason why the man's eyes might be bugging out -- the businessman had a very rare disease and had only 30 days left to live.

Naturally, the man was devastated to hear this diagnosis, but decided that if he only had 30 days left to live he was going to make the most of it. He quit his job, sold all his assets and embarked on a round-the-world trip that was 30 days of nothing but wine, women and wild depravity.

On the 29th day he had just enough money left to arrange a funeral for himself, so he went to a tailor to have a suit made. The tailor called off the numbers to an assistant as he measured the man, finishing with "collar—16 inches."

This prompted the man to say, "Excuse me, but my collar size is 14 inches."

"No," replied the tailor, "your collar size is 16 inches."

"Hey, I ought to know my own collar size," the man indignantly replied. "I have worn a 14-inch collar to the office every day for the past 20 years!"

"No way," said the tailor. "If you were to wear a 14-inch collar your eyes would bug out!"

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> "No way," said the tailor. "If you were to wear a
> 14-inch collar your eyes would bug out!"

And it is precisely for that reason that I continue to wear a 32" belt.

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> > "No way," said the tailor. "If you were to
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> > 14-inch collar your eyes would bug out!"
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> And it is precisely for that reason that I
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> Give me the chipmunk, and nobody gets hurt.


I don't know what that's gonna do but I wear really tight socks.

As long as that 32" belt isn't wrapped around anywhere above your man-@#$%&, I guess you're doing all right.

Of course I first engage in at least a half hour of rigorous trampoline workout to drive blood into the lower extremities (observing the above referenced tight-sock technique) then quickly cinch up the belt to prevent the pooled blood from returning to normal distribution patterns. While the desired result unerringly occurs, blackouts have prevented me from fully exploiting the advantage.

Erotic message sounds sooooooo much more appealing than auto-erotic anything.

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"Who's more foolish - the fool or the fool that follows him?" - Obi Wan Kenobi