What's sad and funny at the same time is that he's not joking. sigh.

Cocky Arrogant Republican Wants To Seduce Liberal Tree Huggin Girl

You hate them...republicans, there would be nothing more disgusting to you to have some war lovin gas guzzlin republican use your body, why you wouldnt knowingly date one...but at the same time that the idea of these Bush donating hands touching you, the revulsion also excites you....the idea of this tall strong well built man taking you for the pure pleasure of his carnal expansionism makes you a bit weak in the knees...you would certainly have to take a shower afterwards..you couldnt tell anyone how I grabbed your hair telling you what a naughty little Mother Earthin Sl_t you were...spanking your ass until you screamed out that you want my GOP hot load...

and you know your fingers will lightly trace the bruises from my strong hands in the morning....and you will toy with the idea of sending me an email or even trying to convert me....but one thing is certain, you will want more.

Tall sensual erudite republican, european, muscled, white house christmas card displaying bastard that can't find a republican girl in this town who is wild and nasty like you luscious liberals...and kinda likes it when he keeps hearing, "I cant believe I have fallen for a @#$%& republican"...hehehe

If we hit it off, I promise to agree with your politics around your friends and family.

[newyork.craigslist.org]

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My favorite part is "Mother Earthin Sl_t". Gold.


Hmm, that's looks pretty good as a sig; I might take that up.

[newyork.craigslist.org]

i liked 'stripper rant'

and Vietnamese Waxer Lady.
[newyork.craigslist.org]



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i'm sucked in...

pee pee man

icognegro, Waxer Lady & Stripper Rant were the best! I'm going to be secretly laughing on the subway ride into Manhattan.

What about the guns?
What kind of Republican doesn't equate his rod with his gun?



//former GOPer, now Pastafarian.

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I am not Ryan Seacrest, and I do not approve this message.

Ohno.. are you on Craigslist's personals for kicks? Or are you seriously intrested in meeting some of these loons? Spend $20 and check out one of the many paid online dating services. A winner like myself has used these sites in the past with varying degrees of success. Depending on what your definition of "success" is.

It was a complete lark. For some reason I was drawn to click on the link off the main page. Every once in a while I check in to watch the freak show. Last night didn't let me down.

I like clicking on the "Missed Connections" section once in a blue moon,,, just in case. No luck so far. No one misses me. *sigh*

left side of the page has BEST OF CRAIGSLIST, that's the one to click.

[www.craigslist.org]

example:

[www.craigslist.org]

You - Gorgeous... Me - A Gamer... - m4w

"It was last Friday. I had just gotten up from a SWEET game of Warcraft on my PC.

Anyway, I realized I was dangerously low on Mountain Dew, so I threw on my lucky green sweat pants and my trenchcoat to walk 3 blocks to the convenience store. I figured if I had enough change, I might even pick up some Slim Jims, but I digress... "

oh man... classic...

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Thanks so much for posting the link to the Best of CL. I've totally wasted my afternoon reading about nothing.

Me too karsen. You just start reading these and the next thing you know an hour has gone by. Funny stuff though.

If I wasn't married I would run the same ad targeting a repuglican woman.

You still could...

Very funny stuff Mactel. So funny that I am back for more!

I could, but I am not an elected official.

Hey,

I'm ready to find that Vietnamese Waxer Lady and go cruising for a 3rd at the strip clubs!!